A summary of the latest stories from the hugely-respected international political and literary journal, the Relubbus Roundup.
Renowned Noongallas scientist, Professor Duke Ellington Trewavas, has been awarded the Nobel Prize for Philosophical Physics for his pioneering work on the daftness of brushes.
The extreme Cornish Methodist sect the Bible Bashers has called for a jihad against "all unbelievers, non-believers, false believers, and infidels".
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